You again!

Many won't admit it but, I stalk peoples timelines! If you post it for all to see... I prolly seen it twice. I mean how can I read half a status that is tagged with someone else, with a wink, wink.... To then not be the undercover detective I am, to try to figure out what your talking about! This leads me to my rant on that same chick that is always liking all your husband, fiance, boyfriend, or baby daddy's stats. Just cause you make your page private doesn't mean smart women like myself can't figure your thirstiness out. We are flattered. Glad someone other than ourselves and their mother's find them attractive. But when he puts up stats like, "my name has 8 letters" or "my fingers are attached to my hand" and you like every single stat including the random ones... The radar goes up. If yours isn't, it should. FACT: Girls start flocking when a guy is involved.  Don't get it twisted we know they have said something to gas you up.... It's possible its not even that serious. Just know, we watching! #Justwaterplease

SuperHalftimebowl!

Woo hoo! Madonna wins the superbowl! I was rooting for her the whole time! Though the yogurt commercial came close in the fourth quarter. All in all good game!

Let's be honest ladies. Your glad football season is over. Now you only have to fight for attention from Modern Warfare: Call of Duty. Sad face. You know what I'm talking about. My fiance is steps away from an intervention his self. Erks me! The majority of the women out there weren't really that into the game anyway. Hell, I only looked up when I heard him yelling at the screen, during commercials, and at halftime. Meanwhile I had to look involved. I took one for the team! I do however really know who won! Go Panthers!!!! lol! I joke, I joke... I kid, I kid! ha! It was theeeeeeeee........WATER PLEASE!!

RELAPSE....

So the first week of February is in the books! I celebrated my anniversary with a steak and lobster dinner prepared by the boo, and I partied like it was 1999 to help celebrate my new friends birthday . Shout out to Amy! Happy Birthday Girlie!

We all know with celebrations, adult celebrations, that alcoholic beverages are inevitable. My fiance bought a bottle of my favorite wine to go with the meal he had prepared for me. I was 32 days in with no alcohol...WAS! It was a bottle of Duplin. It taste like juice. And I drank that whole bottle of "juice" with my dinner. Boy was I feeling it. After the first glass too, but he kept pouring it. It was like a never ending glass. Then when it did end, I was dared to take a shot.... and well, I ain't no punk. I took it! Then I took my butt to sleep. After him of course... ;) What?!? We grown!

After an amazing night like that you would expect me to be smiling from ear to ear but.... NO BUENO! I felt like death! Headache, sluggish, tired.... I felt like I got hit by a car. Definately a feeling that I did not enjoy or want to experience again.

After that undesireable experience, it was then time for the birthday party.
Stretch limo, dinner, VIP in the club.... what do you know, DRINKS! I was not going to have a repeat of anniversary night. So a lemonade "Tini" was what I had with dinner. In a "tini" glass, with a "tini" bit of liquor. I had learned my lesson. So with all the Patron shots that came around, I passed them right on off to my other half. He wasn't gonna waste a drink. Last night my liver and my body thanked me. Your welcome body, your welcome! I have learned my lesson and its official.... you can have my drink. I'll just have water please!